Zee es-spinash ees muy fresh!

So ferosh!!

because, how cool is this?

the stuff I’ve bought online always ends up looking … er, smaller and paler and way less than the impression I originally garnered.

http://www.andrewholder.net/assets/images/large/high-tide.jpg

http://gizmodo.com/tag/iphone apps

How retarded am i for loving this?

http://www.snorgtees.com/

yeah, I miss him.  He’s obviously horrible, and getting worse by the day, and under the care of my sister and her husband who love him more than he deserves, but alas.  That’s what the outcome of abusive relationships is — you love the bastard more b/c his love is mysterious and confusing.  And bitey.  And hissy and hurtey.  And that’s just weird…  but it’s like,  “I know that little furry face!  I knew him when he was a 1.3 pounder in the palm of my hand!”

yeah, yeah; those dayz are loooooong gone.

“To paraphrase a renowned philosopher, we just keep making the pie higher. This is the nature of us. It is, in turns, both wonderful and terrifying.”

It's time now for Chile.